Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Primary Presidency's Stress Diet

My mother-in-law is cleaning out her file cabinet. Tonight she came to me and said, "I thought you might want to try this diet." She smiled, handed me a little piece of paper and walked away. It is so wonderful, I want to share it with all of you.

The Primary Presidency's Stress Diet:

Breakfast:
1/2 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
8 oz. skim milk

Lunch:
4 oz. lean broiled chicken
1 cup steamed zucchini
1 Oreo cookie
1 cup V-8 juice

Mid-Afternoon Snack:
Rest of the package of Oreos
1 quart Rocky Road ice cream
1 jar hot fudge

Dinner:
2 loaves garlic bread
1 large pepperoni pizza
1 large bottle of Sprite
5 Milky Way bars
1 entire frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from the freezer.

Enjoy!

For those of you who are familiar with the ward around here, it will not surprise you that this diet was submitted by Linda Z, Terri P, and Lorraine J. Those women crack me up!
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5 comments:

  1. tharkerJune 17, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    So funny!!!

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  2. hatchJune 17, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    I think this could also be called the wife of a husband always at works diet too. Funny!

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  3. Mama EchoJune 18, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Now that's a diet I can follow.

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  4. Mama EchoJune 18, 2009 at 11:03 AM

    Now that's a diet I can follow.

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  5. AnonymousJune 19, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    So I had to read back a ways but now I feel up to date on your life! We are happy that you've come full circle...except for the moving again junk! Moving stinks!!!! Anyway sorry I haven't lurked in on you in a while, there always seems to be a lot to catch up on- ya'll have an exciting and interestin life- I'd say! :)
    Allisa

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